Mich. St. vs. UConn

Michigan State blows. There is no way they should of beat UConn. Hasheem Thabeet and A.J. Price are future NBA stars. Their talent outweighs Michigan State's alone. BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natural Disaster

I would grab my phone, wallet, xbox 360, and fishing gear. The fishing gear would enable me to continue continue my hobby and support my life with food. I would get all the chicks because I'd be reeling in all the big 'uns.

Hurt feelings

Hurt feelings blow. I feel bad for people who have hurt feelings. They are not fun to be around. The are a sign of the weak. Those who are weak do not survive. It's natural selection, look it up. Don't be weak, don't cry, don't show hurt feelings.

Elementary school...

My favorite elementary school memory is the day AJ Snodgrass flung an earthworm into a gathered cirle of fifth grade girls, who at the moment had been singing a new Nelly single they had previously learned for channel 94.1. As the worm reached it's vertex in the air, our eyes lit up as we could only imagine the frantic reaction the young females would display. The worm ended up bouncing off of a coat and landed slime and all in the center of the circle. As one after one spotted the mucky creature the group scattered in pandemonium. Oh, the sweetness!

Husker woes

The men's basketball team once again proved they are without talent and overachieve during Big 12 play. Recent losses to Texas A & M and Kansas State have husker fans wondering when the program will ever turn their fortunes around. Personally, I am sick of seeing them finish ninth in the Big 12 and get torn apart by Kansas or Oklahoma in the Big 12 tourney. Maybe somebody should remind them that the NIT isn't a goal.

Six Words

Six words...Composed, Straightforward, Reliable, Stable, Honest, Durable

Love

Love is nothing. Love is simply the psychological myth that your brain makes up to compensate for lonliness. We have a genetic predispostion to love. Love Stinks!!!!!!!!