Natural Disaster

I would grab my phone, wallet, xbox 360, and fishing gear. The fishing gear would enable me to continue continue my hobby and support my life with food. I would get all the chicks because I'd be reeling in all the big 'uns.

Hurt feelings

Hurt feelings blow. I feel bad for people who have hurt feelings. They are not fun to be around. The are a sign of the weak. Those who are weak do not survive. It's natural selection, look it up. Don't be weak, don't cry, don't show hurt feelings.

Elementary school...

My favorite elementary school memory is the day AJ Snodgrass flung an earthworm into a gathered cirle of fifth grade girls, who at the moment had been singing a new Nelly single they had previously learned for channel 94.1. As the worm reached it's vertex in the air, our eyes lit up as we could only imagine the frantic reaction the young females would display. The worm ended up bouncing off of a coat and landed slime and all in the center of the circle. As one after one spotted the mucky creature the group scattered in pandemonium. Oh, the sweetness!